 : Hellsing920 gets butthurt
Written: 15th June 2010
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Since seeing all of the circle jerking recently, I thought i'd post a little thing I had lying around. I was mulling it around in my head wondering if I would come off as the asshole for repeating it, but after thinking about it, it's obvious that I never started anything here. This article is TL;DR, so fuck off now before you say anything.
The following is a comment I posted to Hellsing920 after he posted a pointless update celebrating that his second channel existed for 2 years. What follows after that is him being a butthurt bitch because I dared say something was wrong with posting that. Link to video follows, but it's not necessary to understand what's going on.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6mNjlEvi_UU
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Monty: This video was unnecessary. Your channel has existed for 2 years. So what? Why is this video needed?
Here's where it begins. I don't see anything wrong with this. Nothing really that threatening, I just questioned why he felt the video was needed.
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He11sing920: Well, it was to thank my viewers for sticking with me for two years, as well as inform them that I am not leaving the site just because I have my own website.
Frankly, I feel that the video is justified.
Oh, really? I still disagree on the point of it being there, though, but go on. Thanks for replying so earnestly.
Now, do you have any other retarded shit to bitch about, or is this going to be all from you?
Oh, that was nice of you. very gracious, you prick. Someone says anything that doesn't follow your commenting policies and this is how you respond? Am I not allowed to comment like this, or are you infallible? Regardless, I ignored this, because I knew he was on his period.
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Monty: 1 word. Bulletin.
Now, do you have any more sass or is that going to be all from you?
An eye for an eye. And even so, I had a point anyway. This is the internet, deal with it, you're lucky I even had a point. How do you deal with it? Well...
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He11sing920: Who actually reads the bulletins? Damn near no one. Maybe you should try thinking about what you post before you post it. You know, use some logic before saying anything.
Ah! Now you're condescending to me. Nice way to treat your subscribers. Oh, and you didn't back up why you think nobody reads your bulletins. Maybe you should try thinking about what you post before you post it.
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Monty: I'm sorry? So you're the highest authority for determining whether anyone reads bulletins? And now you're saying I'M being illogical for suggesting it?
I regret saying this, since he clearly can't take any shred of antagonism from anyone who's pissed off that the guy they subscribed to is treating them like crap.
Maybe you should have thought about what you posted.
He should. He just said it because he didn't want to be wrong. If he had a reason, he would have said it.
Or at least got some figures. Nice to know that my criticism was responded to negatively, it certainly shows how arrogant you're being.
This is correct? Or is this website gonna be attacked now? God forbid! You'll attack me!
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He11sing920: You talk of arrogance, yet you were the one who came to this video deeming it unnecessary, as if you are some sort of authority on the subject.
Well... I kinda am? I can say if something is wrong with your video, you know? It's a free country. I don't need a masters degree to be able to tell you if I think your video had no place, since all you're doing is saying 'I'd like to thank my fans! I'm SO gracious! I'm a nice person! I love you all! I'll make more videos for you!'
There's a little phrase that sums you up, pal. The pot calling the kettle black.
I can't possibly fathom the origin of that phrase. Because it makes no sense as an analogy.
Also, my opinion on bulletins come from personal experience. A bulletin gets almost no attention while a video gets noticed. But, since you don't make videos, you wouldn't know anything about that sort of thing, would you?
I don't need to make videos. Clearly, if nobody is paying attention it's because your bulletins aren't interesting. If you wanted people to pay attention to your bulletins as well as your videos, why didn't you just post a video saying 'Read my bulletins, I can put my small updates there'?
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At this point, I'll skip ahead. Some asshole decides to brown nose for Hellsing, doing that whole 'nobody made you watch the video' routine when they have no points left. I shot him down, and he made assumptions about me 'knowing that he makes circle jerking videos' and that 'it's his problem if he made the effort'. This only brings to mind... if it is his problem, wouldn't he benefit if he was told that the whole idea is unnecessary and would have worked just the same with less effort?
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Not to mention, there's no wasted space in the subscriptions box, and you don't have a circle jerking video cluttering up your video section. Maybe you should try thinking about what you post before you post it.
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He11sing920: [Brown noser], I don't think arguing with this shithead is going to lead to anything.
You're right. You're too far up your own ass to take anything I say without spinning it out of proportion and trying to fight a battle that isn't there.
I think he's just a imbecilic troll looking to get his jollies from people like you and me. It's best to leave him to pointlessly bitch about shit he is in no position to intelligently bitch about.
And you're playing the white night for the troll that doesn't exist. There's an analogy that works, smartass.
I think I established before by the suggestion, 'use bulletins' that I'm not a troll, and clearly you are dismissing the suggestion because you're too high and mighty to admit that jerking off on your fans is pointless when it's in my subscriptions box.
At this point, though, I do become a troll, because I wanted more material to bite you in the ass with. You clearly deserve it.
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Monty: You've been a gracious host. I won't bother voicing opinion ever again. If you treat your fans like this, you don't deserve the attention you get.
Condescending and dismissing honest opinion is a dick move. Stop being an asshole. I never expected this.
Truth. I didn't. I thought this guy was level headed.
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He11sing920: You didn't expect this? ? Are you kidding me?
You come here bitching about how this video is unnecessary, as if you are some sort of expert on what does and doesn't constitute a video, and you didn't expect to be called a prick because of it?
No, because usually when you get suggestions, you don't get butthurt about the fact that somebody thought your video wasn't perfect.
Also, you asked a question in your first comment. I answered it. It's not my fault you got offended about it and continued to winge on like a little bitch.
No, you got offended.
"Now, do you have any other retarded shit to bitch about, or is this going to be all from you?"
I never said anything, you're the one who got all hissy.
If I was an asshole, your comments wouldn't be here. Think about that a little.
Well, they're here, now, because I know you'll become an asshole pretty soon when people see this.
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At this point, a stream of asskissers begin BAAAAAWing over the fact that I dared to question his will. I thought at this point, "if I threaten to unsubscribe, he'll say he doesn't give a shit because he thinks my opinion doesn't matter."
Yeah. Now I'm definitely trolling.
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He11sing920: Ooh, you might unsub to me because I called you out on your whiny little comment. Oh, what will I ever do without [Mr Montmorency] there to watch my videos? How will I ever be able to sleep at night knowing that some asshole is offended because I called him an asshole.
I wasn't fucking offended. You were, you egotistical bellend.
Get over yourself, man. Unsub or don't. I really don't give a shit.
Also, don't accuse someone of asskissing unless you can back it up. Ray wasn't kissing my ass. He was calling you a douchebag. Big difference.
Oh ok, is 'leave Hellsing alone' good enough for you? (Seriously, that's what he said)
That concludes why Hellsing920 is letting the 'fame' go to his head. At this point, I take steps to troll him further, but they didn't go very well, and they weren't interesting. The point is there anyway. Don't criticise. He will get butthurt. Say anything that he doesn't agree with, and you're a troll and everyone should ignore you.
Do what you will with this information. I suggest unsubscribing. Go show him what a troll really is.
- Mr Montmorency
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