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WELCOME TO THE DEAD HORSE INTERCHANGE |
The Dead Horse Interchange was borned out of a shitty little forum nobody visited that is currently being occupied by a wino.
Mr Montmorency, circa 2009, DHI Grand Opening, January
DHI began as a simple, badly designed website, run by a long haired, masturbating slob of a teenager, a fat swede with a mental illness, and an insecure, paranoid american who was busy flunking college. The three got together and asked themselves, "How can we copy That Guy With The Glasses so that we don't have to get real jobs?" Hence, these pages were born. It was written in stone by Mr Montmorency himself that these pages were dedicated to sheer suck, ultra-virginity and at least a decade's worth of time sitting on Google not being searched by anyone.
Mr Montmorency, circa 2010, shortly after he declared war on TGWTG
After 4 - 5 years of carefully learned lessons, loitering, lurking and stalking, this website is the summation of what is wrong with these 3 people running a website and expecting to get something for nothing. It offers articles that nobody will read other than the author during fapping, Radio Shows that showcase the nuances of the minds of the disturbed individuals at the helm, Video Game Reviews for the purpose of unrealistic expectations of popularity, and a forum, which is occupied by 3 people - Mr Montmorency, Mr Montmorency and Mr Montmorency.
Today, the website holds a grand total of 16 hits, and 3 regular visitors, updates are irregular, and there is no RSS or efficient email system. Donations, if any, are met with a 404 page and the webmaster frequently barfs all over the skin.
Try to enjoy the site.
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