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 AkewsticRockR and TheGamingGoose no longer tolerate our sweaty rolls of virginal fat
2010-03-03 |
Sadly, we are at great loss when we say in a heavy heart, goodbye to AkewsticRockR and TheGamingGoose, who shall be surely missed dearly. Would anyone like to say a few words? *tumbleweed* Oh right, nobody is here.
Seriously, though. Sorry you guys won't stay, and sorry that you saw fit to leave without any mediation, although it was offered. They have decided to leave because my humor is royally fucked up and because the site is not "the direction [they] want to go", which I assume is the fear of being beaten to death by Channel Awesome's swinging balls. I don't know. But i'd like to state one thing seriously, the direction of the site is not set in stone, and i'd like to take the opportunity to say that seriously without sugar coating it with self satisfied use of self depreciation. I hope this example confirms that i'm capable of emotion and the ability to adapt like the shitty little weasel I am.
I'd like to state, regardless of the repurcussions which i'm sure are inevitable, that saying 'I'm leaving! So long!' after i've added all of their content to the site is kinda a dick move, if i'm gonna be black and white, and at least 'a bummer' if i'm gonna pussy foot around it.
I don't like the covert discussion they had with each other rather than the scheduled chat I asked for with me, but i'm not going to argue.
So long, guys. I hope you take this entry with a grain of salt, just like everything else from now on.
- Mr Montmorency, who is awaiting the personal attacks and fanboy drama.
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 STATUS: Unwarranted narcissism
2010-03-02 |
Salutations, everyone.
You may have been wondering where I've been the past half-year as saying my embarassing activities on the internet have been dormant is a gross understatement. In no particular order: college, move into dorm room, three-centimeter ego stroking, being hated by everyone I come in contact with IRL, sitting around doing nothing, contemplating internet suicide and crying about how pathetic my life is.
With the lack of updates, many people have taken up their torches and pitchforks in an effort to "persuade" me to make more videos... or else. Kind of hard to make plagiarizing reviews when doing my vocals will scare the everlasting crap out of my roommates. Hard to edit footage when you didn't bring any of the material needed to review with you to the dorm, blah blah blah you don't care.
Shockingly, I'm about to graduate from the utter joke that is university. In which I shall receive a vanity degree that won't get me anywhere in the real world because I shed off securing internships and establishing contacts in favor of, yes, making shitty game reviews for the internet that nobody cares for. So now instead of doing something that would actually benefit me, such as fixing my disaster scene of a life, I fret and fear of a future involving the basement and minimum wage. Expect to be hawked for pity donations during this time. ;)
Then again, it might be the perfect excuse to make cheap ripoffs of the Nostalgia Critic and Spoony yet again. Stay tuned for more pointless updates.
- Urinatingtree
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| Forums are up
2010-02-21 |
The previously broken link to the forums above has been fixed and linked properly. It no longer goes to Goldstein's Revenge and now goes to the official DHI forum, which as of writing has a terrible skin that I can't change for shit, so you'll have to live with it. A new article from me is coming soon, and it'll be quite scathing so watch out for raving fanboys who will make a... cameo... Also, like the new award we received?
- Mr Montmorency
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| New partners
2010-02-07 |
AkewsticRockR and TheGamingGoose have joined the partners! Hopefully they'll put out some cunting content eh, Ebeeto? Well, anyway. Expect some videos and articles from them and make them feel welcome on the forums!
- Mr Montmorency
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| Articles working
2010-02-06 |
Articles page is up. You get activity from me, sure, so this will have to do if you're not satisfied with the lack of content from Ebeeto and Urinatingtree. I'll add some of my old ones pretty soon. Also, expect the skin to be morphing. I'm changing it.
- Mr Montmorency
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| The Skin
2010-01-22 |
After receiving a complaint about the skin, i'll explain something. I have a buddy of mine coming around pretty soon and help me skin the site better. And by that I mean we'll watch porn. This is only a beta, when you see a link on ebeeto.com, you know when it's ready. Please give us monay.
- Mr Montmorency
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| The "Grand" Opening
2010-01-22 |
First i'll clear a few things. YES. Ebeeto is back. YES. This website you're looking at is not a dream. YES. The space-time continuum is tearing a hole the size of Texas, where Texas is. TheCanadianColin informed us that he would not be putting out frequent enough videos, so we dropped his entries here. TheGamingGoose is "thinking about it" and AkewsticRockR is "waiting until the site picks up" (paraphrasing). The Forums on Goldsteins Revenge will soon be redundant, but you can still use it until the installed copy gets running. Ebeeto has kindly gave us this space, which we can occupy indefinitely, I can purchase a domain at any time, but things can only get up and running in 2 years. For now, we're saving all of the revenue we're generating and we're putting it to use on making sure we can put more time into our work, and not on hookahs. Also, be sure to check out the videos embedded on site. It's easy to get to and it helps the site make its money. Thanks guys.
- Mr Montmorency
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