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Quotation[0] = "Beating a dead horse since 2006!";
Quotation[1] = "We don't just flog the horse, we jerk off on it.";
Quotation[2] = "We suck so you don't have to.";
Quotation[3] = "You can't spell ultra-virgin without VIRGIN.";
Quotation[4] = "Fuck you, Lloyd.";
Quotation[5] = "Making Carlos Mencia look like George Carlin.";
Quotation[6] = "Wooh! I met you on a Thursday...";
Quotation[7] = "Sorry, were you looking for ThatGuyWithTheGlasses.com?";
Quotation[8] = "Add us on Facefuck!";
Quotation[9] = "Holy shit, someone's here?!";
Quotation[10] = "Oh? Look who it is, watched enough Nostalgia Critic?!";
Quotation[11] = "Insert \"wit\" here.";
Quotation[12] = "\"Manned\" by pre-pubescent nerds and fat college students!";
Quotation[13] = "Prostitutes! Your donations put to good use.";
Quotation[14] = "The other white meat.";
Quotation[15] = "You won't see a pretentious Chicago meetup here.";
Quotation[16] = "PWNED!! Are you happy now?";
Quotation[17] = "Who's laughing now, Hans?!";
Quotation[18] = "Don't let the horse cock hit you in the face.";
Quotation[19] = "Cock joke.";
Quotation[20] = "We have a bum too, you know. He's dead.";
Quotation[21] = "Eat some horse cock, Burton.";
Quotation[22] = "You can NOT haz a cheezburger.";
Quotation[23] = "Who the fuck is Mr Montmorency?";
Quotation[24] = "Go forward! Move ahead! Try to detect it! It's not too late!";
Quotation[25] = "Fuck you, FRED! We're making $20 in ad revenue!";
Quotation[26] = "How many meatspins can YOU do?";
Quotation[27] = "I've come for SOULS!!";
Quotation[28] = "...ridiculous striped pants.";
Quotation[29] = "What you need, when you need it.";
Quotation[30] = "Oh, god, it's HORRIBLE!!!";
Quotation[31] = "0% circle jerkery.";
Quotation[32] = "Sex is out of stock.";
Quotation[33] = "The love-child of ThatGuyWithTheGlasses and IrateGamer!";
Quotation[34] = "See? It's shit here. Fuck off back to Doug.";
Quotation[35] = "That's enough, Chad Kroeger.";
Quotation[36] = "Making 9/11 look like a tepid provincial firework display!";
Quotation[37] = "Brought to you by the same guy who made the 2012 Olympic Logo.";
Quotation[38] = "Robert Redford? Thanks for the free horse!";
Quotation[39] = "Add us on Buboe!";
Quotation[40] = "Insert bland obscure reference to 80's pop culture here.";
Quotation[41] = "Gene Siskel is spinning in his grave.";
Quotation[42] = "Why try harder?";
Quotation[43] = "So mysterious, you don't know what the fuck it is.";
Quotation[44] = "Where you CAN edit your posts.";
Quotation[45] = "It's ALIVE!!";
Quotation[46] = "How much of the money on here is put to good use? Don't answer that.";
Quotation[47] = "Send us your videos and we'll punch you, FREE!!";
Quotation[48] = "If we were an RPG, this would be the Game Over screen.";
Quotation[49] = "We're not endorsed by ED, and we won't make a scene about it.";
Quotation[50] = "Where have we been? Waiting for our balls to drop!";
Quotation[51] = "See? We can make a corporation too!";
Quotation[52] = "If you try hard enough, you can pretend that this place is ThatGuyWithTheGlasses.";
Quotation[53] = "Add us on Twatter!";
Quotation[54] = "Chris Crocker approved!";
Quotation[55] = "The testicular cancer of the internet - check for lumps.";
Quotation[56] = "If erection lasts more than 4 hours, please consult a physician.";
Quotation[57] = "Take orally every 5 hours.";
Quotation[58] = "The ASS of the internet.";
Quotation[59] = "We put the fun in fundamental!";
Quotation[60] = "Warning! May result in artificial insemination.";
Quotation[61] = "May cause anal leakage.";
Quotation[62] = "Now with 110% more virginity!";
Quotation[63] = "Do you have your gun ready? You only need 1 bullet.";
Quotation[64] = "We put the fashion in fascism!";
Quotation[65] = "We made suicide fashionable!";
Quotation[66] = "The Andy Dick of the internet!";
Quotation[67] = "There has been a pileup.";
Quotation[68] = "The Alamogordo, New Mexico of Blip.tv.";
Quotation[69] = "Proud holders of the \"Most Time Spent Not Showering Award!\"";
Quotation[70] = "Because you're worth it.";
Quotation[71] = "100% pure horseshit.";
Quotation[72] = "May contain pork.";
Quotation[73] = "May contain nuts.";
Quotation[74] = "Because \"The Spoony Experiment\" was taken.";
Quotation[75] = "All exits lead into Mount Seldom.";
Quotation[76] = "Get in lane.";
Quotation[77] = "Next exit: Lake Flaccid";
Quotation[78] = "Currently under investigation by the FBI.";
Quotation[79] = "Caution: Convicted pedophiles operate in this area.";
Quotation[80] = "Caution ahead. Septic explosion. Drive carefully.";
Quotation[81] = "Making the shit end of the stick even shittier.";
Quotation[82] = "The internet equivalent of burping Stairway to Heaven.";
Quotation[83] = "Free Hat!";
Quotation[84] = "A random funny phrase generator? Where have I ever seen THAT before?";
Quotation[85] = "The underdogs of the internet, except we don't win at the end.";
Quotation[86] = "Where dog food is made!";
Quotation[87] = "Why beat a dead horse when you can shoot it?";
Quotation[88] = "We'll put on Zeppelin and eat chedda cheese.";
Quotation[89] = "We suck so you don't have to.";



var Q = Quotation.length;
var whichQuotation=Math.round(Math.random()*(Q-1));
function showQuotation(){document.write(Quotation[whichQuotation]);}
showQuotation();