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| SOLID RADIO - Third
episode 2010-05-19 |
It's that time of the year
again. The time where you're in a lot of pain and question a lot
of choices in life. The time when you listen to Solid Radio. We
discuss and dissect (and defecate on) the world for over an
hour.
UT is back in the building and at large. It's a
Sweden-Britain-America mosh pit and you've got front row seats
(in perfect reach to be hit by vomit and blood).
Check out the artsy sub-page as well. You'll like it. Or else.
solidradio.ebeeto.com
DOWNLOAD
- Ebeeto
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| SOLID RADIO - Second episode
2010-04-22 |
This time
around, we discuss life's most precious moments such as... Sorry,
I'm supposed to write something about what we talked about but
frankly I don't remember. There were no alcohol or anything
involved this time, but I just can't bring myself to grasping
what the hell we were talking about. There was porn, though.
We also introduce British soon-to-be-megastar Owen, who sighs
quite a lot and gives sex advice. Urinating Tree is nowhere to be heard, though. The bastard's
doing dastardly things in college and doesn't have time
for our mischief. Remember, Tree man, it's not gay if the lights
are off.
Also, you can download this episode!
1. Right-click this link and choose "Save target..." or
something:
SOLID RADIO EPISODE 2
2. Listen at your computer or put the file on a music player of
your choice.
3. Die inside.
- Ebeeto |
| First episode of
Solid Radio 2010-04-02 |
This is Solid Radio, featuring the gentle voices
of me, Urinating Tree and Mr. Montmorency. It's what the doctor
ordered for the easter hang over.
- Ebeeto |
| Bringing the bigger
rigs 2010-02-08 |
Get ready for some break
jammin', CB talkin', convoy rollin' action! GET ROLLING!
Yeah. I'm going there... I'm doing that one. I need to.
Stay tuned...
- Ebeeto |
| Back to the roots
2010-01-21 |
GIVE ME ADVICE!
What's coming next?! What's coming next?! Not do I get any peace
of mind, just sitting around basking in the light of my
inadequate efforts, before people demand more. Oh, my.
What will happen next? I actually thought I'd go all old skool
and slap together one of those good old-fashioned
let's-play-an-old-game things. It doesn't even have to be old as
long as it's bad. I feel like a 50 year old man looking for his
youth, buying a fast car and getting a blonde girlfriend half
his age (or fourth his age if he was from Austria). I want tips
on totally F*CK THIS AWFUL
MESS!-games to play. Know of one? Send it
my way: ebeeto@ebeeto.com. Everything is accepted as long as
it's utter shite.
I want to do it all rogue and properly (complete improv and lots
of cursing).
- Ebeeto |
| Travel reporting made inane!
2010-01-18 |
I was lucky enough to fly over to the U.S. of
The A to see Fallout New Vegas. How did I spend my time? Doing
absolutely useless stuff, of course. I still haven't started
writing about the actual game (sorry, Thomas, I'm getting to
that) but the travel video's out! It's very socially
acceptable*.
*This statement is a joke.
Watch Ebeeto World Tour - California
- Ebeeto |
| On to greater things
2010-01-16 |
An awkward Swede on foreign lands.
What is a major reason I keep failing? I say it's the fact that
I live in the Swedish forest with a
crap connection to the Internets. Not only does it take
a couple of hours to get somewhere where there are other human
beings, but I can't even spend time on the Intraweb, since the
ISP is a hellspawn sent out by the ghost of Hitler to make sure
my descent into madness is slow but very painful.
How to fix? Move out! Getting an apartment in
Gothenburg is about as easy as getting lethal schwein floo
(which is hard) so I'll end up in some poor bastards basement.
At least the Internet connection will be faster and I'll be able
to move around freely.
Expect a thorough report of my short time in California
this Sunday or Monday, since that's around the time I expect to
be properly installed close to a 10Mbit connection (instead of
the 0.5Mbit only-working-sometimes line that I'm on now).
Oh, yeah. I have a camera now. My wonderfully
wonderful sister decided to lend me her budget JVC thing and I'm
extremely glad even though it's using those age-old DV tapes and
drains battery like an elephants sex toy. It is widescreen,
though, so I have officially taken the step into the year 2002.
Did you see the nifty buttons above the
disgusting ad to the right? There's a superior video maker guy,
an awesome band and a Swedish magazine right now. You want to
trade buttons (just like 3rd grade Pokémon card trading except
much more awesome), drop me an e-mail: ebeeto(AT)ebeeto.com
Take care now, you hear!
- Ebeeto |
| The Greatest Year 2010-01-08 |
I have decided that 2010 will be the greatest
year since EVER! Honestly. I can feel it in my veins all the way
down to the genital area. I often feel stuff down there. You
should try feeling it sometime... Uh. No.
There's stuff to do and people to see. Early Saturday morning,
I'm getting on a plane for Newport Beach, California, where I'm
going to check out Fallout New Vegas. This is one of
those all professional-like journalism things but I'm going to
try and get some Ebeeto-ing done over there too. I'm pretty sure
any information about the actual game is strictly protected but
if there's anywhere to become all famous and cool, it has to be
California. If you happen to see me, please tell me to get a
haircut and a job. Like, really...
I have also started to ask for donations. Some people might have
a problem with begging, but surprisingly, it's an OK feeling. At
least when an awesome guy like
Nikitas Marangos decides to throw $10 my way. If
all people were like Nikitas, we could all live in peace. This
is the only donation I've gotten so far, though. Give a little!
All I ask for is all your money and your first born. Compared to
most phone companies, it's a bargain!
CLICK HERE to open my
beg letter in a new tab.
A rather weird person called Pokerit asked me to upload the
version of Ave Maria that was in the Christmas Special. Of
course, I never give people what they want, so instead I took
that mix and remixed it even more. It's now in the
Audio department for
download. Heck, yeah!
There are also ads all over the place now. I never give up my
dream of having a chocolate castle on the moon. Never...
Happy New 2010 (Best Year Ever) and take care!
/Ebeeto |
| A readable update, yes?
2009-12-27 |
I thought I'd update the website now that the
traffic's actually existent. The Ebeeto.com that you are looking
at right now feels a lot like a beta. Or rather, the first game
in what could become a successful franchise. You know, the kind
of game where you immediately find a bunch of stuff that makes
you go "That could be done so much better..." and in the sequel,
those things are done that much better (for example the SURFing
in the first Pokémon games that was a hassle, but in newer games
was made automatic).
The categories in the menu will probably change to something
more appropriate later on, and the design isn't final. Moreover,
the old OMGWTF?! crew is still in pursuit of Total Internets
Supremacy, and we'll see how future projects in that sphere are
interlaced with this, my little slice of heaven.
So, why not uploading videos to YouTube? Unless it's completely
obvious, it's an attempt to get filthy rich. Or rather, a way to
try and earn enough to buy a jar of snus every now and then.
YouTube is unlikely to ever make me a "partner" so I thought I'd
just do it myself. Like, screw it! I'll have my own website with
ads and stuff! You aren't allowed to tell people to click ads,
so I won't. I think you're allowed to say "If you happen upon an
ad that interests you, feel free to visit that link", so that's
what I'm saying.
Have fun looking through the one or two things here that are
worth checking out. And then, let's make 2010 a year of cheap
laughs and unreasonable, fictive violence.
- Ebeeto |
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