GIVE ME ALL YOUR MONEY!

I'm very broke. Broke to the extent of having to rely on cockroaches for food (no, I don't eat them. I milk them! If you've never tasted cockroach milk, you've never experienced life to its full potential)

A few people have asked me if I accept donations ("a few people" being a starey-eyed guy with a shopping cart for a home and a couple of elderly gentlemen that saw me sleep outside of an electronics store) and I am now happy to announce that I do! I want all your money! This money will of course go towards buying recording equipment, games, props and stuff like that, but I can't guarantee I won't buy hookers and blow with the money. Well, yes I can. Or can I? I guess you'll never know... Unless you donate money to me! I also accept first-borns, places to live, large quantities of land and titles like Duke or Earl.

Please direct any money you can spare to the PayPal account ebeeto@gmail.com. You do this by going to PayPal.com and following whatever instructions they have around. You'll figure it out.

I don't demand MONAY in order to make 2010 the greatest year since the Awdale Shootings 1931. I'll try as hard as I can to make miracles happen. I won't have any DONATOR SUPER BENEFITS neither. I will give any donators honorable mentions and blessings, though. And a spot on my city on the surface of the moon as soon as it's built (to be announced).

Once again, I'm not asking for much. Just all your money. Or a dollar or two. Or all of it. With extreme amounts of money, I'll be able to build a giant castle out of chocolate and be the King of Kandy. And buy camera equipment... Yeah...

In conclusion:
Donate lots of money to EBEETO@GMAIL.COM on PayPal to become a happier person. If you feel like it. You can also direct questions and angry letters to that adress. Thanks!